How Not to Write a Product Review

This is a five-star review of Motion 5 by someone who has never used it:

All of the other reviews in the App Store were negative. Because the reviewers had used the product.

If you’re going to leave a glowing review, don’t admit that you’re still in the process of downloading the thing you’re reviewing.

Who were the 6 people who found this review helpful?

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“Win”

Apparently, the guy who owns the garage up the street from my house is a nerd with a sense of humor. I saw this monitor in the window when I was walking by last night:

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The Muddy Runner

I present my entry for the Stumptown 40 car, number 48, The Muddy Runner:

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More Search Phrase Fun

Another fun discovery thanks to my Analytics 10 search phrase word cloud. There is another Nick Fedoroff. He is a magician.

 

Update: Thanks to the awesomeness of the Webtrends UX front end team, I was able to zoom in on my word cloud to get this enlarged screenshot. Analytics 10 dashboards look awesome on big monitors at high zoom.

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Work Hits Home

I work at Webtrends, where we just launched Analytics 10, our amazing new web analytics product. I have my own Analytics 10 account to track traffic on my site. Thanks to the cool new space/profile dashboard, I saw today that someone found their way to my site by Googling my name. (Ignore the low traffic, I just re-tagged. I get loads of visits. More than you. Shut up.)

Cool.

See also: https://twitter.com/clarkus/status/71348849020637184

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